i'd be your anchor but i'm scared you'd drown.


flyingbutt:

*takes photo of flowers with an iphone 5* im a photographer :)

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collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

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timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

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mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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