i'd be your anchor but i'm scared you'd drown.


yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

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lesterandhowell:

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

Source: lesterandhowell via ugly

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

Source: textpostsandcats via seanp0donnell

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

Source: catholicschoolgay via guy

chekhov:

icedcoffee1989:

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

well aren’t you the casanova

I told a boy he wore the same cologne as my dad while we were making out and he asked me to leave

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

Source: officialboner via seanp0donnell

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

Source: spoken-not-written via tyleroakley

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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